I offer some handy new phrases in the midst of the University of Arkansas football soap opera.
Recalling how the media often refers the news about celebrity couples with a single name such as "Brangelina" and "Bennifer," I recommend that "Gustain" might be used to describe the latest regarding our now departed coach and quarterback.
We need a similar name for our head coach and athletic director but I cannot decide which is better: "Noyles" or "Frankston." Not really jazzed about either one of those.
Since the whole story is likened to a soap opera I recommend the following:
All My Quarterbacks
Days of Our Linebackers
. . . . or going the old political scandal route:
I know its sad and maddening, but we gotta have some sense of humor.