Harry Potter and . . . .

"Harry Potter and" combined with various Christian references that when combined actually sound like they could be genuine J. K. Rowling novels:

1. Harry Potter and the Apostles' Creed
2. Harry Potter and the Archbishop of Canterbury
3. Harry Potter and the Deacon's Bench
4. Harry Potter and the Rose of Sharon
5. Harry Potter and the Shape Note Hymnal
6. Harry Potter and the Emergent Church
7. Harry Potter and the Council of Chalcedon
8. Harry Potter and the Limited Atonement
9. Harry Potter and the Great Schism
10. Harry Potter and the Number of the Beast

Groucho or Spambot?

Now it's time to play the game sensation that's sweeping the nation! Read the name and ask . . .

Is it a Groucho Marx movie role or a bogus Spambot E-mail name?

1. Tibias Q. Gently
2. Emile J. Keck
3. Rufus T. Firefly
4. Figueroa O. Emery
5. Kriebel H. Stetson
6. S. Quentin Quale
7. Capt. Zongo Savimbi
8. Gentry Q. Seascapes
9. Hugo Z. Hackenbush
10. Auditor U. Crockpot
11. Otis B. Driftwood
12. Lionel Q. Deveraux
13. Hastings L. Roominess
14. Mahle D. Crunk
15. Wolf J. Flywheel
16. J. Cheever Loophole

Answers:
Bogus Spambot Email Names: 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13, 14
Groucho Marx Movie Roles: 2, 3, 6, 9, 11, 12, 15, 16

Roll Tide!

Let's stick with our sports theme . . .

Reasons Nick Saban left the Miami Dolphins to coach Alabama’s Crimson Tide:

1. He prefers college coaching to pro coaching.

2. Thirty-two million dollars.

3. The chance to affect young people’s lives.

4. Thirty-two million dollars.

5. His heart wasn’t in coaching the Dolphins.

6. Thirty-two million dollars.

7. He and his family really like Alabama.

8. Thirty-two million dollars.