Tuesday, June 06, 2006

News of The Beast

If you have been looking for the big news of 6.6.06, this may just be it . . .

Lioness in Zoo Kills Man Who Invoked God
06 June 2006
KIEV: A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in a Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said today.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."


Doesn't this story have it all? A beast, the triple-digit hexaphobic number, and the failure of God to save. I fully expect someone to use this as ironclad proof that God does not exist.

3 comments:

Brandi said...

Well, if they don't use it to prove God doesn't exist, they'll use it to prove that God doesn't protect idiots.

preacherman said...

That is a funny story. It would be a great sermon illustration.
I have a direct hit to the church of Satan on my blog about their stance on 6-6-06. Can you believe there is actually a Church of Satan. I wonder if they believe they are the only ones going to hell.

preacherman said...

I bet the man in story found out whether or not. You think. Sometime belief in God doesn't come until the end. When ever knee shall bow and ever tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.